Little Akpors was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually he slept through the class. One day the teacher called on akpors while he was sleeping, "Tell me, Akpors, who created the universe?" When Akpors didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind akpors, took a pin and jabbed akpors in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Akpors and the teacher said, "Very good" and Akpors fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Akpors, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, Akpors didn't even stir from his slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the his rescue and stuck him again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Akpors and the teacher said, "very good," and Akpors fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Akpors a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed him with the pin. This time Akpors jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.
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