EDUCATION

A PROFESSOR .. [ Prof KEN ] and an ordinary friend [ MR. OKEY ] ....went on a camping trip ... Last weekend ..... at ... NGWO Forest ... in .... UDI LGA .. ENUGU State. They set up their tent to cover and protect them from Rain , .... Dew or any Dangerous Animal...and fell asleep some hrs later. At Night..... the MR .OKEY ... woke up his friend:.... Mr. OKEY : Prof ..."Look up at the sky and tell me wat u see ?" PROFESSOR :...." Quite alright...I see millions of stars" Mr. OKEY : Prof ...."wat does dat tell u?" [ The PROF guy ponders 4 a minute] PROFESSOR : .....Wot a STUPID Question ... my friend .. to ask a PROFESSOR of my Caliber ... with Many NATIONAL and INTERNATIONAL ....HONOURS ... [ ...Prof Continues ] .... PROFESSOR : 1, ....."Astronomi­cally speaking,.....i­t tells me that their r millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. 2,....Astrologi­cally,....it tells me that Satan s in LEO.. 3,....Time wise,....it appears to be approximately 03:15... 4,....Theologic­ally,....its evident the Lord is all-powerful and we r small and insignificant 5,....Meteorolo­giically,.....i­t seems we will have a beautiful day 2morow. .......What does it tell u ma Stupid Friend?" . [ MR. OKEY was silent 4 a moment ] Mr. OKEY :"Practically..­.... It tells me that...."Our tents has been stolen .. that why .. we r even seeing the Sky n the Million Stars" **** "EDUCATION ... to .. a .. FOOL ... Is Like a GOLDEN RING ..on a PIG's...NOSE " **** [ Being Educated is GOLDEN ... but... knw wen to APPLY.... IT..is .....DIAMOND ]