DEFINITION OF WAHALA

DEFINITION OF WAHALA: ~ when the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. You go apologise tire. ~ When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you. Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap. ~ When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. You must provide d proof ohh, or else...: ~ When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher before WAEC. Na A1 u go get, no worry. ~ when you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point" U go travel go villa by force. ~ when you're in a bus and you throw away # 500 note instead of gala wrapper. O'boy, E don red be dat! cry ~ when ur dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and he's there with u. Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees. ~ when u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat. ~ when you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar ~ when Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass... Ol'boy, just stop beg am. ~ when u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50. Generosity go change mind.