Akpors And His GIRLFRIEND

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Akpos first day in school

Akpos' First day in a new Secondary School

TEACHER: There will be an elementary science test next week contrary to his nature Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible

Question 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write down its' common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc

After about 20 mins of frustration and not writing down anything Akpos storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher

'Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home!' TEACHER: What a rude boy, Come back here What is your name?

Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg: 'Oya u too, look my leg na, tell me my name, my surname, where i dey live, which tribe i come from....

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AKPOS VS PRINCIPAL

Akpos was caught red
handed by his principal
writing may God punish
my principal

principal:what nonsense
are you writting?
(about to slap akpos)
akpos:sir,i have not finish it
principal: (angry)what do
you mean.you are abusing
me and you said you have
not finish
akpos:this is not what i
wanted to write
principal:so what do you
want to write?
Akpos:i wanted to write
that may God punish my principal's enemy...

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Army Confirms Al-Mustapha’s Status In Military

The Nigerian Army has confirmed claims made by Major Hamza al-Mustpha that he is still personnel of the Nigerian Army.

At a briefing by the joint security information committee, the Director of Army Public relations who was represented by his Chief of Staff, Colonel Joe Agim, said that Major Al-Mustapha, the Chief Security Officer to late General Sani Abacha, is still enlisted in the Nigerian Army.

He goes on to add that his case will be handled administratively by the Army in line with the harmonized terms of service.

Major Hamza al-Mustapha and Lateef Shofolahan were on Friday discharged and acquitted in the case of the assassination of Alhaja Kudirat Abiola, which last 14 years.

The former CSO admitted to journalists that he was still in Army on Sunday during his reception by the Kano state government, a status he claimed the Appeal Court Judges also confirmed in their ruling.

The director for Defence Intelligence, Brigadier-General Chris Olukolade dismissed claims of renewed threats made by Abubakar Shekau, leader of Boko Haram.

Source: Channels TV

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