Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these
Nigerians in heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
Angels: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic rules,
they don’t wait for their turn in anything!
They are reckless!(exasperated). In fact
they have turned heaven upside down
since the first time we started admitting
them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very
special to me...ehm let me call Satan in
hell to see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are
things over there…?
Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's
an issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has
turned into a crisis.
(one hour later)
Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having problems
over there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with
me in hell. He (stammers) they..
they....they have quenched the fire in
hell and installed air conditioners"
Jokes apart Nigerian are special, dominating, trust worthy, intelligent and unique.
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