Akpos first day in school

Akpos' First day in a new Secondary School

TEACHER: There will be an elementary science test next week contrary to his nature Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible

Question 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write down its' common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc

After about 20 mins of frustration and not writing down anything Akpos storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher

'Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home!' TEACHER: What a rude boy, Come back here What is your name?

Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg: 'Oya u too, look my leg na, tell me my name, my surname, where i dey live, which tribe i come from....